Day 26

as there is a cat somewhere in the alley behind my apartment who is intensely vocal about her desire to mate, sleep is not an option. so i will take this opportunity to comment on the spider situation in chillicothe.

i believe the spiders in chillicothe are inherently more diabolical than their cincinnati cousins. it seems one cannot walk anywhere without sticky spiderwebs clinging to him. i have been monitoring their activities diligently and as far as i can decipher, their stratagem is to create one giant web and ensnare one of the unsuspecting tenants of this apartment building. i will have to remain vigilant. just tonight i dropped my guard and was blatantly attacked by a trip wire strung across the top of the stairs.

below are a few surveillance photos. note the attempt to appear nonchalant as they weave webs of death.